I honestly don't mind any of these chores. My daily penance is picking up the offerings of my two big dogs. With only a thin layer of plastic between my hand and whatever it is they ingested over the past several hours... it's like Christmas on a daily basis.

This is a perfect example of the media creating news versus reporting it. This woman had never been to visit this kid's gravesite in over 13 years. Hell, she didn't even raise him having spent most of his childhood in prison due to drug related issues. So this was a nothing more than a forced publicity stunt and…

This ban is directed at @TigerTracker he follows Tiger around the course at every event and gives live updates on every shot. Why the PGA doesn't like it is beyond me. I would think it would create interest in a sport that needs all the help it can get!

Is it me, or is everyone else arosed by the term "digital penetration"???

What if he were BOTH black and gay...? and walked with a limp???

"How was Moonrise Kingdom snubbed"...

I'm a big Lance fan. If he did do steroids, I wish he would just come clean. Just get behind him and move on with life with a clean slate.

She obviously wanted this to happen. The female body can shut down and prevent a rape if it so chooses...

Where's your office? Beirut?

The best part about this is that he bought the BS ESPN sold him. Go out there and act like a complete DBAG. It will be good for ratings... and your career. Then spit hits the fan and ESPN throws him under the bus. Don't get me wrong it couldn't happen to a nicer AHole.

In fairness to Saban, hasn't the Gatorade shower been played out. Its been 20 years, can't we come up with something different and/or original

I'd say he did his homework and realized that his audience for this game is 90% horny men and 10% jealous women. Good job Brent!

10 years from now, This nutjob is going to look back and realize how badly he f'd this up and what a great opportunity he pissed away.

Alcoholism & drug addiction are a bitch...

I fixed your headline: "Drunk & elated Redskins fan tackling a Christmas tree"...

This story was not very funny.

My neighbors and all of their extended family left for Europe and half way into their flight, they realized that they had inadvertently left their 7 year old son at home. Alone. Then some criminals tried to break in to their home and let me tell you, this is where the hijinks began. Ultimately they were reunited and…

I love it! I actually made a pot roast last night B4 reading this. It is amazing how close my recipe and process mirrored this one. Pot roast rocks!

How is Spike Lee even relevant? Cuz he made a movie about black people 30 years ago? STF up and sit ur dumb ass down...

I heard that Hope Solo & Jeramy Stevens were their maid of honor and best man. They will also serve as future witnesses and co-defendants.