I owned an '03 Matrix XR (the mid-range model), and my mom still owns an '04 Matrix XRS (the "high-end" model with the 2ZZ-FE engine out of the Celica GTS that you spoke about). I loved my car. I loved it. It fit me. It was dark blue, I lowered it, I put tint on it, I had the dash custom painted, and I even put a…

HORRENDOUS wording. "long, fast drive" would have made SO much more sense.

My absolute favorite part of any of these, is in the "Turn Your Head And Cough Cobra" ad. If you read, not even a paragraph in they contradict themselves.

I'm in complete agreement with you.

What I meant was something as rare as a LaFerrari. Incredibly rare cars like this won't get out. I'm not saying things like SLR's and Murcialgo's won't be roaming the streets of Dubai, but cars like the LaFerrari and the McLaren P1 or the Porsche 918 will more than likely never see the light of day after it arrives…

Travis, there needs to be a correction in the title of this article. "This LaFerrari In Dubai Is Testing Where It Will Probably Live and then sit in an underground garage for all of it's days, never to be driven."

I will also take this one.... Unf... Agera...

Sweet baby Moses in a canoe...

I mean... it's really the only LOGICAL explanation to this. amiright?

BAM. +1 to you sir. I'm on the same page.

I bet you anything, that if they had put a more earodynamic bike up against the R8, that it would have destroyed it in everything (For instance the 1198).

Oh my god.... This had to have been set up. THAT WAS MAGICAL. How did he get undressed?! That was ridiculous.

What am I saying... I already read Jalopnik every day. But I've been keen on seeing more about your story on SR, George. Again, keep it up!

I've started checking Jalop every day for more stuff about SR...

Uuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnfffffffff..........

I love how they still folded the mirrors in, even though they took up 2 spaces.

For the most part, I really like Vettel. And yes, he might have all of those amazing "PR" things going for him, but last year, in Abu Dabi, the kid had to start FROM THE PITS, and STILL managed to finish 3rd. I'm sorry, but that's AMAZING. He really is an absolutely incredible driver.

I might be one of the few guys on here who actually DOESN'T like most of the elements of LaFerrari. The only angles of the car I like are head on, both front and rear. I do not like the front end of it from any other angle though. At all.

I'm loving this story. Please keep us updated when you're able to find out more... This is the kind of journalism that Jalopnik has never really had, and it's great that there is some.