Not to be that person, but the "wake up with a headache" thing jumped out at me. Have you had a sleep study? I had a headache every morning for years, and then last summer, Mr. Atom mentioned I'd stopped breathing in my sleep the night before. Just once, but it scared him. I had a sleep study and was diagnosed with…

Morning blowjobs are awsome. Sex any hour is also awesome. Just not as orally-sweet as the AM bj.

Well a lot of us dont have a say in that matter thankyouverymuch!

I find the ability to fall asleep mid "business" absolutely astounding. Seriously, good for you. As a man, if I tried to stop mid way through and just go to sleep, I'd maybe last a half hour of tortured tossing and turning till I was back to chasing the dragon. There's not really any tolerance for just giving up. Then…

Ew

Yeah, really. Wanna talk about gross? How about CONTINUOUS FARTING all damn day and night? Honestly, I don't know how a person can produce so many farts, but my husband is a champion. At first I was annoyed, but now I am defeated... plus I read somewhere that smelling farts prevents cancer (no, really, someone…

I'd rather he jerked off in bed, where there's dirty laundry at hand for clean up, than in our office, or on our family room couch. The kids hang out in the rest of the house, our bed is ours. Let's keep it contained.

1998 Jude Law. The finest vintage. Notes of hardwoods and red fruits.

Still no to the Patrick Juice?

Masturbating in the shower is hard work. The bloodflow needed in the legs to stand, etc. Then the issue of lube and water... Its not super fun, tbh.

Yeah, me too. It's interesting that so many of these responses imply that jerking in bed is something only a man would do. Umm, I did this yesterday. And two days before that. And like, three times last week.

Any time I hear that one partner feels the other partner's sexual desire or functioning is gross or boring I know that relationship is going to end up being very difficult for at least one if not both of those people.

Emily Yoffe, in a nutshell

This. All day long. When she does not clutch her pearls in a column, my eyes bug out a bit.

What woman- loving man doesn't like to watch a lady polish her pearl? Who is that man and how did he get here from another century?

Patrick Juice is my new porn name.

Letter writer should be congratulated for asking a question that made Dear Prudence's response sound like Dan Savage by comparison.

I have been on both sides of *that* bed and was never bothered either way. If you are an adult and deny yourself pleasure, or others pleasure, based on the idea that masturbation should be something you do alone, when you're sharing a bed with an intimate partner, maybe it's time to open up to the concept that sex…

I have done this. *shrugs*