Catering giant Aramark has once again been caught serving maggot-ridden foot to prisoners.

Your President('s Twitter account) is feeling a little cheeky today.

Yes, that's true. Heck even Melissa McCarthy was on the show recently. I found it jarring when I heard her voice, considering one of the biggest issues I have with the show is how vitriolic they are about fat women daring to exist.

Ummm....That's not the point I was trying to make.

WHY DON'T PEOPLE GET THIS??? WHY?

I'm all for married dads.

I was just thinking that. I used to read the Post all the time, and I'm pretty certain the stream of offensive inanity wasn't nearly so strong nor so constant back then. What the heck happened?

Right? I mean, isn't the Washington Post a newspaper that reports, like, news and facts and shit?

How dark is the inside of that strip club?

any snake that big has got to be a motherfuckin' horcrux. Christ...

I'll be at Progressive filing a claim while you're doing so.

Right? "Let's go puppets!" Lights match and never looks back...

There's really only one way to handle a situation like that:

that's next week's episode. SPOILER ALERT!

I feel an odd kinship with the Smiths over Willow since she was born the exact date and year as my daughter (yeah, it's stupid). It would be a cold day in hell before I would let my daughter pose on a bed with a shirtless MAN. He is 20 for fucks sake. It just feels wrong.

I look forward to Rammstein's new song about this. Maybe they'll dress in drag if they do a video about it.

they're dead inside. the only thing they understand is money. "god money, i'll do anything for you..."