JesusTheVampireSlayer
JesusTheVampireSlayer
JesusTheVampireSlayer

As both a gamer and a home theater buff (and a writer... And guy who vacuumed last week... And guy who sneezed 10 minutes ago,) I can tell you that the reason every review focuses on the 4K HDR upgrades of the console is because that’s the entirety of the marketing for this thing. Not a lot of people are buying the

Yeah really. This non-story makes this site look like a joke. It’s not like it’s hard to find something to criticize 45 for, you don’t really need to try and invent controversy.

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I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.

It doesnt shit on the switch. Being a fanboy is bad for the industry and the consumers. Thank you for making the gaming world worst.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

All great points, but that’s also leaving out the fact that the hardware and UI are fucking fantastic. I play a lot of handheld mode not only because I share a TV with my fiance, but because it’s such a well-crafted little device that it’s a joy to use. Curling up with a couple hours of Stardew Valley a night for

Back that train up. I had no interest in playing this game....until hats were mentioned. Are hats an integral part of the game? Do we get to collect many hats? Is it a haberdasher’s jaunty adventure?

And people wonder why the Switch was understocked. lol It’s not a conspiracy.

Oh wow, I hate these headlights. I’m trying to think of how they could look worse and I’m at a loss for words.

what can i say im a glass half-full kinda guy.

They didn’t say they couldn’t host servers. They just couldn’t distribute the game client and use logos/trademarks/etc anymore.

The “Cool Guy” cease and desist letter is absolutely hilarious. Totally deserving of the Buschemi gif:

No.

just thinking that... also, she looks a bit like Bowie in that photo and now I’m very confused...

Finally a controller fit for a President!

Looks like the knockoff in the US starts at $31,990.

My favorite response:

I honestly mean no offense by this, but it really seems to me that this kind of attitude is a big part of why the left lost, and why we will continue to lose.

If you’re coasting downhill with the transmission and clutch engaged, it can keep the motor spinning easily. Ever push start a car? I’m guessing no. Same principle, only you’re using gravity instead of a few friends.

This walking disease of a person is coming to my college next week to speak, and everyone’s on edge. Thanks a lot, asshole. We’re on fucking lock-down this week because of you (no really, the whole campus is on lock-down, and me being a black man, I’ll have to watch my back and stay in doors as much as possible,