I had the wife of a professor of international trade smugly correct my pronunciation to ‘Cutter’ the other day. I was like, maybe don’t trust a cancelled  Katherine Heigl spy drama for your news, dear. She also pronounced Iran as Eye-Ran, so this is clearly a couple who doesn’t speak about work at the dinner table.

Knowing nothing of him prior to this, he seems akin to dog shit on a pavement during a heatwave.

Correction: Hoda had joined at the top of the 7 a.m. hour months prior (perhaps around the time that Megyn Kelly’s show debuted?). I don’t know if it was to take the burden off Lauer and Guthrie who have done gradually less and less over the entirety of the show as it approaches 9 a.m. daily or to create a bridge so…

Weird. My Google Translate keeps translating “Matt Lauer” as “patronizing rapist”.

That van has too many windows, and where’s the river?

That’s an insult to Satan.

Dear Harry:

Tyranny is when a brown or penisless person holds power.

It’s a little weird that he’d complain about religious extremism while using the language of religious extremists.

I’m convinced that this is what tea party folk and Trump supporters want. They keep talking about Race wars and civil wars and they are practically salivating at the mouth. The rest of us are like “Justice and equality please.” and somehow that translates to them that we’re fixin’ to fight. They are insane and…

Hurt feelings = you been tyrannied.

“Tyranny” is the new “didn’t get want I wanted”.

Indeed they do. Maybe someone in Kentucky could do something about the rampant drug abuse that keeps creating unfit parents and overwhelming the foster system that’s supposed to keep children safe while their parents clean up. Perhaps the governor will get started on that as soon as he finishes dismantling the program…

No they wouldn’t. The military would win. These idiots wouldn’t make it past the national guard, let alone our actual combat hardened front line units. Yes, some military would defect and join them, but the majority, and especially the ones in charge, would stand with the government. The ones in charge have jets and…

This reads like right-wing emo poetry.

Don’t forget the 47 piece of shit Senators who wrote to Binyamin Netenyahu to try to derail Obama’s plan with Iran.

Jon Stewart said it best.

That’s my favorite part of an election, the amount of stuff that just can’t happen. Liberals do it too (sorry, Bernie-Bros) but not to the degree that conservatives do.

If these are the people mounting the insurrection, I think we’ve got a shot at winning.