Man, I really really want Bobbi Kristina to be okay.

No sympathy here. I have awful animal cruelty forced on me at least once every other week. Social workers, cops, paramedics, and oh yeah, innocent children have horrific shit forced on them daily. If they have to deal with it, so do the rest of us. We OWE IT to the victims, living and dead, to realize that this shit…

I feel no shame or hesitation when I say that I hope he dies. Painfully and slowly. And it is times like this that I wish I was religious so I could take comfort in him burning in hell.

"JUSTDOITLIKESTARBUCKS!" she screams while shaking her fists.

Bless you for actually understanding this. Bless.

And those assholes get their way, but somehow it's ok because starbucks?

If you don't know how to order what you want, and refuse to be corrected or assisted when a server is attempting to clarify your order, you're the dick.

Thought 1) you're fucking yourself out of decent service.

It should be offered as a community college course. Monogrammed Thermosery, and the advanced class, Embossed Monogrammed Thermosery (plus embroidery for the particularly keen student).

"Because believe me, if she had taken the 50/50 chance and picked one of the two different items that lady was ordering at the same time and gotten the wrong one, HELL WOULD HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH."

Oh my god literally the whole point here is that the woman acted like a fucking crazy person? Absolutely no part of her interaction was what could be considered ok, and that has n o t h i n g to do with the fact that she mispronounced a word. I will say once again that someone mixing up their order should not earn…

Best, truest sentence: "a libertarian government is the only way to economic lol"

Once I was waiting tables and had a table with a couple on a date. No problems, totally unmemorable. I was watching from close by and saw the guy put the cash tip on the table. When they stood up to leave, the woman went to the bathroom and, once she was out of sight, the guy circled back and took the tip back.

That…

I actually had someone write in and complain that I didn't know how to recreate [insert whatever the fuck nasty ass Starbucks drink here] something from Starbucks and their drink didn't taste just like [barf]. My manager laughed and through it out.

OH MY GOD THE DOLLAR STACK!! Sadly this is more common than you would think. I've encountered it several times over the years. But only once was I actually able to do anything about it.

He thinks I'm magic because I have an ez pass.

due to the description in your final paragraph i finally have a reason for not being unhappy about the way the nearest toll road to me collects tolls. it was built recently and was never set up to take cash in the first place. i'm leery of it and haven't been on it because i don't like the idea of collecting tolls by…

Hey, HEY! Define old guys and Douchebags... I'm dating a girl that is 12 years younger than I am, and my wife is three years younger than me. I always pay and I always tip AT LEAST 12%.

That coffee latte story reminds me of a road trip I took with my older brother a few years ago. My brother is brilliant but missed his century by a couple hundred years. All this new fangled technology is too much for him.

OK, Pinkham, clearly a clever and artistically inclined fellow Jezzie needs to create a Monogrammed Thermos Award .gif so you can award it on a semi-regular basis for the best (i.e., most rage stroke inducing) BCO story.