Creepy married neighbor who wanted to hold my hand/waist as we walked down the street.

*insert grab them by the pussy joke here*

Bill Clinton talked to everyone on stage and posed for pictures with them all. Classy guy. How does Trump not do this?

and the Clintons looked like they hung out all damn night. The Trumps peaced right out after a couple of photos.

They did the same thing last time: talk amongst themselves while the Clintons shook hands with the public. You would think they would have learned their lesson (although they did shake hands at the end...)

I’m guessing “Also, no ‘you can only be a good woman if you breed’ commercials.”?

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

#TiffanyIsTheBestTrump

You can tell she’s used to it.

Trump family goes into a circle. Clinton family greets all the guests.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

Oh, word: The practice isn’t a 401c3 non profit, as this interview here explains, so the only way to donate is to make out a check directly to the office or to him (Warren M. Hern) and send it in the mail to

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

fuck off