I'm 19 weeks pregnant and almost spit water all over my screen upon reading that line. Simply perfect.

This has been my fave so far - the Grumpy Cat headphone (from Hot Topic of course):

As a alumni of a Jesuit college, Pope Francis' behavior is not at all surprising to me.

Don't tell me you're sorry, tell me what you're going to do to make it up to me ;)

I tried the Nuva ring a few years ago, but it caused an "inability to wear contact lenses" which meant that I stumbled around thinking I was going blind until I realized that was an actual side effect noted on the long list on the Nuvaring packaging ("contact lenses intolerance"). That freaked me out enough to not…

Well this is confusing (from the Missoula article):

I'm in.

My (very white) husband's hair looks like this when he is overdue for a haircut (or pretty much all the time). It grows like that, all on its own. WTF is wrong with people???

Nice! Thanks for explaining it ;)

Maybe I'm missing something, why not just create a fake G+ account?

I went to the homepage and still don't get it - is it just a discount program in exchange for data about my purchases?

I love her.

That Tori Spelling story is MIND-BLOWING. She did not know how to use the bathroom?????? Who the hell peed for her normally?

Now I'm trying to remember if there was any feather-haired freaks involved in this story...

Hahahahahaha! Love it :)

When I was 14, I talked my mom into taking me and a few girlfriends to see Marky Mark and the funky bunch. Yeah, yeah, I know. But I was a huge NKOTB fan as a kid and HE WAS DONNIE'S BROTHER.

This whole thing is so incredibly bizarre.

Actually I'm pretty sure Pro-FuckOffAndMindYourOwnBusiness has been my stance on most everything surrounding my body since I was old enough to form opinions (in my case, age 13).

I think "can't get" would also work in this case. Since Texas has basically made it impossible.

Squee! This dress!