Meanwhile back at Niantic.....

EVERYONE ELSE KNEW WHAT I MEANT WHY DIDNT YOU

My god. It shocks me to think that that show has been on the air long enough for people to have watched it back when they were “kids”.

does your uncle work at nintendo

It’s oddly distressing to me that there are two people on a gaming site that don’t recognize Tifa. It’s not that old is it? Is it...? :(

Obligatory it’s okay to murder countless people but sex is bad post.

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Please tell me this is all about his space romps with his first few space boyfriends before he met his FN.

(Predictably) this looks a lot like 3D Dot Game Heroes.

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

Doesn’t 4 new maps double the launch map count?

Is the header image not kinda spoiler-ish? (can’t say myself, haven’t played Undertale, but now I know the end boss is a TV+heart and ‘storm of swords’ thiny-ma-bob)

This movie is gonna be awful.

Get ready for the “Only 40 players?!” people.

The odds of this game successfully navigating its way to Steam are 3,720 to 1.

That's a crime it didn't make it in here. I played this with my kids this weekend and they loved it. Then my six year old son went upstairs, started cutting construction paper, asked his mom for something, and came in looking like this.

This just in: Journey apparently not one of the best games you can play in a night.