JesAugustine
Jason Funderburker
JesAugustine

Obligatory it’s okay to murder countless people but sex is bad post.

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just

Please tell me this is all about his space romps with his first few space boyfriends before he met his FN.

(Predictably) this looks a lot like 3D Dot Game Heroes.

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

Doesn’t 4 new maps double the launch map count?

Is the header image not kinda spoiler-ish? (can’t say myself, haven’t played Undertale, but now I know the end boss is a TV+heart and ‘storm of swords’ thiny-ma-bob)

Get ready for the “Only 40 players?!” people.

The odds of this game successfully navigating its way to Steam are 3,720 to 1.

“Instead of five colourful fret buttons, there are six, and they’re arranged differently across three frets.”

As much as I like what Rockband are doing (releasing the 1 game and support with DLC)

This looks AMAZING. I am so happy with Square Enix these past few years! c’:

The PS4 really feels like the new PS2.

You can bet your ass that I will pre-order Star Ocean 5 for PS4 as soon as it is confirmed for localisation.

The trailer’s to GotG made that movie millions. I think the vast majority of people liked them. You will see more that going forward.

What world do you live in where GotG trailers were awful?

I actually agree with him on this one. Especially if you consider an Otaku at Japan is a very different thing entirely.

That's a crime it didn't make it in here. I played this with my kids this weekend and they loved it. Then my six year old son went upstairs, started cutting construction paper, asked his mom for something, and came in looking like this.

This just in: Journey apparently not one of the best games you can play in a night.