aaaand cue the "TV TV TV" xbone presentation.

"We built a platform for gamers....."

I'm sure this post will be deleted, as was my original post calling out your hypocrisy in the wake of stories like Amanda Bynes'. Was it because so many readers agreed with me? I guess I learned a lesson today: free speech ok on Jezebel, except for opposing opinions and honest criticism. Sad.

Can we please talk about how she's not wearing a bra? How did her people/Oprah allow that? The first 10 minutes of this interview should have been Oprah taking her to a bra fitting. Maybe I'm just picky because I finally did that a couple weeks ago, but her boobs need support. How can we trust her to stay clean if…

"So hey everybody who bought our previous system and would like to continue using it in the way they've grown accustomed: Go fuck yourselves."

Sorry, but the king of the Wub, Wub is Claptrap.

Please tell us in great detail why you hate dubstep, poster who has yet to comment. I'm sure the tale will be thrilling and will be a story to last through the ages.

*Abortion Rights Barbie. There. Fixed it for you.

Attention Whores.

To my mind, the 5 games that define the DC are Soul Calibur, Crazy Taxi, Virtua Tennis, Jet Set/Grind Radio, and Shenmue. Those were the games that no one else had, and stood toe to toe with absolutely anything on PS2.

DC was a great little box that went before its time. I wonder how much the decision to go with the…

Anytime I think Dreamcast I have to stop myself from screaming " When IS SHENMUE 3 coming?" and then I die a little inside

Hes spilled a lot of stuffing. There isn't enough thread in this world to sew up the wrongs hes seen.

New LBP pack?

He won't make a story mode because... cutscenes were uploaded on the Internet? Are you kidding me?

Sex is not primarily recreational...

Lena Headey is fucking gorgeous.

Aaryn's parents misspelled "Aryan" wrong.

Isn't it strange that only paying customers have to deal with DRM? I've always thought so.

I want a Zelda game that looks like this D:

This is what happens when you pattern your life after the show Girls.