Actually I've just now seen pictures of him with one of his just-done tattoos with a bit of saran wrap taped over top. Now we know at least one of his tattoos was done by an idiot. They'll look awful in a few years thanks to the constant tanning anyway. I'll always be grateful to my artist for convincing me to go…

I was about to say, Jesus FUCK I've seen tattoos coming out of questionable biker shops around here that look better than anything this kid has at probably half the price. That's by someone who can't even draw, let alone tattoo. He could afford to be getting tattooed by Plurebella studios or some other amazing…

AWHMGAWD IT'S BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD! I am (friends have assured me) creepily obsessed with her beauty. She is just so elfish and ethereal looking, especially without lots of makeup. Also I have a major case of ginger envy. SO PRETTYYYY

I know? Does he not have money to spend on a decent artist? Has he spent it all on monkeys and douchey looking hats?

So they make an episode that shows how devastating rape is, and you people somehow thinks this promotes "rape culture"? Are you fucking sick in the head?

YES! I'm also a big hater on calling her "Bey".

whoa, uncanny - i literally was singing this song out loud today!

Tell me how that goes for you! ;-)

Via Gawker comments, this one ain't half bad either.

That sounds like something Ryan Lochte would say ;)

I have a legitimate question. Does he have some cognitive impairments? Because he seems too stupid to function.