Looks like a VCR, doesn't get near as much shit about it as the Xbox One did.

"I'm what they call an 'idea man' I just throw stuff at the wall and see if it sticks. Look at me, look at my pupils, i'm high as fuck right now"

"Just got a job at Microsoft. Failing upwards!"

In one minute and fifty six seconds, extreme fanboyism/nerdism has been defined in wailing voices and what I can only imagine was tears and flailing.

"silverware optional, let's get zesty*"

"We won't stop until we milk this franchise to death"

"I got that Justin Bieber, please believe it"

You say "cloud computing" all I hear is "Sim City Disaster Watch 2k13"

For fucks sake, Japan literally gets all the best games, all the best tech, and just in general all the best shit and they still bitch about everything. And they say Americans are whiners.

Microsoft POINTS, yeah i'm talkin' skrilla, cheese, cashmoney, dolla dolla bill yall

It probably won't happen since it's Hollywood and they're going to want a really huge star to take the role, but it would be great if they just gave it to Camilla Luddington since she already voiced and mo-capped her in the reboot game.

I never considered Dragon type ever overpowered, for the most part I always thought they did a good job of keeping everything leveled.

my question exactly

"Turns out, there ARE brakes on the rape train"

I was waiting for Jezebel to predictably pick up on this story.

it's E3 week, fanboy tensions are high. lol

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in......SQUIRREL!! "

Oh dont make me choose. This is Kerry vs Bush all over again.

I hardly ever turn the 3D on. I dont like it, its too wonky and distracting.

Scram Kitty & His Buddy on Rails, from the makers of Happy Scrappy Hero Pup, i'm sure.