"So I suppose if Farrah Abraham's vag looks loose to you, it's because she was relaxed, sexually aroused, and game for some action"

In more "News in the world of DUH" -Men with authority are douchebags with superiority complexes; possibly racists. Film at 11!

Aside from being public intoxication, how is this event worse than most college shenanigans? Did something really bad happen in previous years? I don't get it. I also didnt go to a big college so perhaps some of this is missed on me? It sounds fun to be honest. Unless there is some sort of rape-y context to it thats…

This is how Teen Moms started. Lets just ignore that the anatomy doesnt exist until its too late!

They knew what they signed up for when becoming famous.

This is a horrible story and sounds like a horrific accident. How does charging the wife and possibly giving her a prison sentence thus punishing the kids help anyone though?

Given how strong the Sexbot is and how its portrayed in past commercials as being the one that "wears the pants" one could surmise you don't have sex with the Sexbot, IT has sex with YOU.

You are correct.

"I want my privacy, except when I want you guys to pay attention to meeeeeee"

When I saw that Sarah Palin tweet on another site before I saw it here I googled her official twitter just to see if it wasn't made by one of those parody twitter accounts. Nope, she actually said/tweeted that. Unbelievable. Personal politics aside I find it so egregious that someone who was running for VP of the…

I guess the writer of this piece doesnt remember when Will Ferrell did an impression of Janet Reno for like a decade.

I thought we all agreed that the Wii U was an abomination and we'd never speak of it again.

I didn't go to mine and I don't regret it. But then I hated high school, didnt go to any events, and generally couldnt wait to get out of that place.

I feel like i've seen this before. Especially with Robin Williams as a priest.

knocked up

I guess it boils down really to faith. Those who have it, in something, have an unflappable belief that it will get better. Godless heathens like myself who don't believe that a magic man will take away my depression and anxiety, are just doomed.

I'm having trouble understanding why she had to shave her bush to wear a dress that only is see through on those side panels. You literally cant see anything except the bare side of her leg/thigh. Am I missing something from those pictures?

I can only imagine what a little shit he is to deal with as a person, let alone as a tattoo client. Tattoo artists have to be some of the most patient people because they have to explain to people and deal and field questions about why they can't always make a tattoo just the way the client envisions it due to the…

I guess I never thought about him being too much of a wuss to get more than one shitty tattoo at a time.

Yeah the other ones are pretty bad too. I guess I never noticed he had all those tattoos before. I dont know why he doesnt just get a full sleeve instead of shitty random tattoos. Most people get random tattoos to build towards a sleeve because they dont have the money to spend to get a sleeve all at one time. Its not…