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Jeremy D.
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Swedish designers came up with their own simple, well-designed and inexpensive way to watch the games. Unfortunately, no one can figure out how to put the goddamn thing together.

Bowling is a college sport?

There's a college world series?

I can't wait for the sequel to Ghana Sikks'ti Sekkunds, the incredible soccer tour de force Matchfix Men.

I've found her sexy since the nanosecond she turned legal. Many thanks for Deadspin for posting Wie's wheelbarrow posi...er, dance moves.

So what?

Here. It's hurting me.

As a goalie, that's a tough one. Coming off a double screen, that shot goes 40 feet in the air or 20 feet left 95% of the time...I've let those in before, and it's like "...well...fuck". You look like a goof being frozen, but the truth is you're half mentally trained that that shot is going way off. Way to pull the

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Latin players, in particular, often respond with childlike wonderment to things they've never seen before. Like Yasiel Puig with snow. Or Pablo Sandoval with a salad.

Whatever. I'm getting ready to love this stupid noisemaker. I thought the vuvuzelas were great. I might have thought differently if I had been there in person, I guess. Probably not, though. I like the drums and all the obnoxious chants too. It's fun, dammit!

LET ME LOVE YOU!

I'd say he should play Watch_Dogs...but he plays that already with the NSA

I think every Apple announcement from now on should be summed up with an article like this and only this.

(BTW, what the fuck is with their perpetual and incorrect overuse of ellipses? How is that even copy?)

Miroslav Klose isn't one of Germany's best players, either...but they're taking him to the World Cup because they don't have enough better players at that position. Who else would you play at striker, Kevin Volland? That guy has only one cap, and no WC manager would be stupid enough to take a young German guy with

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.