You're right man. What a bummer for both of them :/

I am a mouth breather at times :/

One of the best goals I've ever seen

Well played sir

I thought you were talking about watching this at church. Because I, like I thought you did, watched it while listening to my pastor. Don't know if that's what made me feel strange, or Malkin awkward hands.

He's saying that he has 15 goals in the UCL. A new record after surpassing Lionel Messi. It is still a Ronaldo thing because he is self-loving enough to care about his own personal records. He added a 16th later in the match. This is a VERY! Cristiano Ronaldo thing to do.

We should make Jay Z play LAX. That would be great.

And I thought I was the only one he knew about the Majesty of Craig! Great article! Thanks for the laughs....sucks that he's leaving =[

Has to be in Florida.... -_____-

Ouch. I'd hide in a roadside ditch after doing that.

Their personalities don't seem right in this script.

D.C. has it pretty rough. And Marlins are only 40-ish because we pay our players shit.

I'm sweating.

OMG!!

I think Fergie did could have managed for longer but he would never manage another team after he's been with United for so long. He knew where his aging stars were going. Rio and their back line have been showing his signs of aging for a while (or just loss of form) and Fergie probably wanted to leave on a high. It…

Imitating the pros. Just like the flopping.

Better flopper than any of the pros. This is what we teach 'em nowadays.

Maybe she thinks so. But if she claims to have had sexual relations with Colin, why would there be a need for a drug? I don't get into these things too much but this one seems weird.

Wow. Now that is very impressive! Great job on both the Boca Bitch and South Beeotch. Nailed it (intended pun? maybe!).

Do people have fun around you when you hang out? I don't know why I get the impression that they don't