I will forever despise Luis Suarez for his antics during that World Cup in SA.

Amazing article! Watched this game against the Ruskies and it's nice to see Oshie's statistics.

I used to work for a Miami law firm where file clerks and legal assistants were treated like sweatshop workers. When I was called over to the boss to get a raise for my 2-year milestone, I was told I was getting a 25 cent raise. I was one of the hardest working people there, but like Martin, I was always looking to…

Good Guy Canada.

In the final minutes of the game, you don't waste too much time trying to create complex opportunities. Whatever opportunity you get, you take and hopefully luck is on your side. Doesn't matter if that was your game plan or not, you do it because you are desperate for that goal. You just hope your cross connects to a…

Haha. I am completely expecting people to say he traveled, even though he actually just took 2 steps.

Am I the only one creeped out by a whole bunch of old dudes (with awesome mustaches) singing about staying out all night to get lucky?

What's with the ads? I missed the play the first time.

I've always hated when coaches and players would say to break the wrists. You lose power and pull the ball most of the time. Nothing beats a wood-chopping, solid swing.

This is amazing......soooooooooo amazing.

As a Marlins fan, I feel great. Also as a Marlins fan, I can't help but still hate Loria for trying to win the Miami crowd (and the Cubans) over with this act. I am happy though that Loria's publicity stunt reunited Fernandez with his grandmother.

Go Seacocks!

Thank you for correcting a corrector.

Signs of a badass party.

Came here thinking it was about the real football game, because I related the title to the game. You got me, you got me.

Please make another photoshop contest out of this.

Probably one of the best statements made here on Deadspin.

Genius

The amount of dip, swerve, and speed on that ball is incredible.

Haha, that was Sergio Ramos.