He ran into her by accident. Stupid interpretation. She was trying to hold him back as he was trying to get around her.

Awesome Race.

Yes it is common practice. You barely have any time to react to a blasted kick from ~10 meters away. I protect my nugs when I'm walking around corners, so grasping them during free kicks is a great way to protect them from a 50-90 mph kick.

Someone beat me to the punch.

WOOSH!!! Awesome graph....I wish they showed these in my college classes.

I wish

So many stupid jokes.

What a great story. I love reading sports stories like these on Deadspin, especially before anyone attempts to find a stupid-ass joke in every single statement. Great job by the author.

Great story.

As originally created by the FA in England way back when.

Great win for Thierry Henry and the Red Bulls. I'd like to see the playoff system eradicated and the original system in place. They already have a regional club competition and the domestic cup playoffs. They should extend the American season and have a league champion by points. However, I really enjoy how much…

This is freaking awesome.

BOOM! As a Chelsea fan, watch your back".

I think they decided to only look at those 3 teams and not expand to others. Florida has a big Chelsea base too.

Win. +1

This is awesome. It's a school mascot honoring the Seminoles of Florida and the South. Instead of making this about racism and putting down Native Americans, can we just celebrate 2 old guys fighting?! And Bill Murray and Lee Corso of all people! Everyone needs to stop being so damn sensitive and stop making so much…

This guy's luck is going to run out one day. Good thing I bought his autographed football before that happens.

It's 2013. I know....I know. Take a deep breath. It's a lot to take in....Breathe in.......Breathe out. Other things you should know:

I feel some new photoshop contest coming from you guys. Like the frog one; inserting the old lady in otherwise important/meaningful photos.

Miami cancelled due to lack of interest. Ouch...not surprised. What ARE we interested in here??