*beer

HAHA...oh, spelling errors.

That's the cheapest and most available bear over there. At least from my experience there.

Dude. Yes.

Magical. You guys should listen to Ray Hudson commentate some games (especially the Barcelona [Leo Messi] matches). His phrases, metaphors, and exaggerations are "Magisterial!!".

I would have accepted the Dallas offer, just because of this epic video.

This. Is. Genius. Awesome job Sudeikis.

This kid is incredible. What great skill, awareness, and reactions. I hope he succeeds and I'm somewhat jealous. Good luck to him and great for U.S. soccer if he succeeds.

and then double that.

Dude. This entertained me so much. Thank you! But: