Identity is currency in this day and age. Anyone who tries to hide behind a pen name or an image is a curiosity. A weird aberration. People somehow need to know. I don’t know why. It’s like some people are insulted that someone would hide their real identity in this oversharing day and age. People feel like they’re…

It’s like they can’t get over she’s a hot chick and the way they used her showed it.

Jeb is a MESS

Gina Rodriguez is that social media friend who won’t stop gushing about her “King”, then 3 months later cross posts a cryptic message from Instagram like

What an idiot. That blaxploitation comment sounds exactly like when white people say “Well there’s no white television shows or actors on BET or Telemundo!!” Are you really that dense?

The movie mostly takes place in 1940's England...the question was just silly...though Burton’s response was equally rediculous...I guest he interviewer got what they came for

My two year old runs to the terrace every morning and screams in his thick Queens accent, “Get atta hea!” at the pigeons as if it’s always the first time. Ah, toddlers. Ah, city kids.

I was bald until I was over 2, to make up for that I married an Italian. When I was in labor with our son the midwife said, “Oh, he has a bunch of a hair!” and I loudly exclaimed, “He fucking better!”

Last year I volunteered at the community garden outside the public school in my neighborhood. When we pulled up the carrots, I swear, those kids were about to faint from the surprise. “THEY GROW IN THE DIRTS!” “WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE?” “IS THERE CANDY?!”

When I dropped my kid off at school today, all the kids on the playground were standing around a toad. Marveling at it, breathlessly amazed, all of them, like as if the toad were breathing fire. When my daughter saw this (very average sized, not at all extraordinary) toad, she shouted “WOOooooowwww!” like she had…

So true.

Balloons are Having A Year!

Seriously channeling. You are correct.

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

I know it’s a story where the punchline writes itself, but I hope people will also remember that good humor punches up, not down.

It’s so stupid, because high fashion is more accessible these days, but instead of trying to capitalize off increased incomes and greater buying power among the middle classes, they say that the people pushing those products are pathetic.

Looks like I don’t watch any of the top YouTubers. I watch Tati and Stephanie Nicole. Love Stephanie, Tati is hit or miss. I think she would benefit from not having to post every day but Stephanie Nicole I could easily hang with and don’t even care about the makeup reviews at this point.