Also, vaginoplasty is a thing. Because women with lush labia feel bad about their bodies and pay for uneccessary surgery to reduce their bits for a “tidy” and “youthful” appearance. All of this just makes me want to scream.

THANK YOU! I’ve been shouting that out loud (well, in my head) since I started reading this crap.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

I love John Carter, but the reports at the time were that it would have to make $700 million worldwide to clear a profit. That’s a high bar for any film, let alone one with largely unfamiliar source material and a first time live action director.

Sadly, this.

John Carter was amazing, the marketing for it was non-existent. Disney failed John Carter, I assume on purpose.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

yes, if I can’t get toy that I want, you won’t get toy that you want

If you are willing to vote for Trump just because Bernie didn’t get the nom means YOU DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BERNIE WAS DOING.

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

He can start by convincing his shit for brains supporters (of which I am one, not the “shit for brains” part but the “supporters”part, actually the “shit for brains” part too) that Donald Trump is in no way shape or form an ideological alternative. I mean I looooooaaaaathe Clinton with an intense passion but I’m still…

I’m never getting married, but if I did I think our first dance would be to 3 minutes of white noise with ghost-like voices chirping every once in a while.

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

Deadpool failing Avengers’ basic sexual harassment training is 100% canon.

Do I need to put words here or can I just leave a deadpool gag?

AND this motherfucker never apologized for throwing Janet under the bus during Wardrobe Malfunction-gate.

the bae-est.