Every time I’ve read “angel hair” I’ve thought “pasta”.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

Mia Wasikowska: sure.

I am disappointed in my chief imaginary boyfriend, I was hoping his first tabloid romance would be some sort of romp with Helen Mirren or some equally classy broad.

No. Tom should be with a non-famous smarty pants, like a scientist or lawyer. Perhaps even a nice Canadian girl who is *technically* married but arrangements can be made.

You’re assuming future people will be better... Don’t worry, we’ve all had that problem. ^_^

For those of you who have not given birth, allow me two descriptions of what that’s like based on my births, a c-section and a VBAC.

I really hate when young adult men cling to the stray hairs on their face to have a beard. A razor is your friend Justin.

I think he might actually be trying to look contemplative in most of those, but he doesn't know how to make his face look like he is thinking very hard, so he ended up with sad. Also, one or two of those might actually be "constipated".

Here is what I do... keep in mind I am late 30s, single dad who is doing all he can to stay afloat... I have come to realize your real friends wont give a fuck how much money you have... from just a few drinks, to a trip to the Oregon coast... real friends cover your ass. If have had a lot of acquaintances come and…

I’ve seen friendships ruined over this, particularly in regards to weddings. The bride or maid of honor are well off, so that means a Vegas bachellorette party, weekend spa for a shower, $300 shoes for bridesmaids. It can run in the thousands. This is planned without any regards to their friend’s finances. In fact,…

When you are subject to daily sexual abuse, discussing things like this does become casual. Because you’re used to it, sadly.

Insurance companies are just horrible when it comes to anything breast related.

needs more Big Booty Bitches.

“Some people are like, I want to go to Haiti, and I want to go to Thailand, and I want to get orphans, and I want to get prostitutes off the street. I realized that my heart was to help beautiful people. This is my mission.”

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