“Last, but not least, I want to thank me. I want to thank me for believing in me. I want to thank me for doing all this hard work. I want to thank me for having no days off. I want to thank me for never quitting . . . I want to thank me for just being me at all times. Snoop Dogg, you a bad motherf - - ker.”

And it turns out in the end, that Carrie has been in a mental facility in New Jersey for the past twenty years, after murdering her best friend Samantha and her lover Mr Big. SATC has only been a figment of her grandiose but sedated self. 

Cattrall really is a good actress, and I always thought she was pretty much wasted on SATC. When she got a good storyline (the “I love you, but I love me more” breakup, her cancer, the unexpected, complicated but real love she found with Smith) she did really subtle, moving work. But mostly she was pretty much a…

Thank you, I will continue to write from the comfort of my high-end apartment that I can inexplicably afford by writing comments on blog posts!

You win the internet today.

Would Cynthia Nixon even be in this now? They could conceivable just do the third without anyone except Sarah Jessica Parker--it could be the final act of the show, with Carrie finally alienating herself so much that she’s forced, at long last, to be an actual person. It wouldn’t be a GOOD movie, but it’d make a mint,…

And here I found myself, in a support group filled with fabulously dressed widows, all wearing strappy Manolo sandals and delicately pulling out a tissue from their Louis Vuitton purses. I couldn’t help but wonder, in a city as chaotic as New York, are we all destined to murder our husbands?

You’re thinking chupacabra, a capybara is real and looks like a giant tailless beaver

Man, you would love to just disappear Bill Clinton right out of the middle here, wouldn’t you. He was a grown man deemed intelligent enough to be elected president of the United States. How much MORE responsible was he, given his age and his power?

Birth is but a blip on the timeline of parenthood. The kind of person who obsesses over the “perfect” birth is cut from the same cloth as one who obsesses over the “perfect” wedding. They are too immature to plan for the lifetime of parenthood or marriage and can only focus on the bright and shiny 12-48 hours they can…

I wish someone had said that to Ricki Lake before she made that bullshit film about how ALL THE doctors just want to plunder all of our wonderful birth pain so they can get back to their fancy dinners.

A medical provider wouldn’t have let her go on that long in the first place.

You forgot about orgasmic birth (I remember that being a thing). All that sola birthing and she came, too. That was all the relief she needed.

Almost certainly this. My ex-wife had this issue when our daughter was born - right after her epidural (which she was more than happy to get because of pain), her blood pressure dropped, Baby MC passed meconium, and mom spiked a fever. This triggered an immediate c-section; and even with quick action, Baby MC was in…

My wife decided on a natural birth for our first. She was in labor for 48+ hours, our daughter’s heartbeat was irregular, and she was not dilating. The OB - thank God - told her if the baby was not out of her body if 15 minutes then she would order a C-section, potentially to save their lives.

“Every pregnant woman must contend with the possibility of death, which exists for each of us.”

I just...this baby died of privilege. That’s exactly what this is and it’s gross and sad. 

I don’t feel bad for Lisa, she’s a moron and doesn’t deserve to be a parent, and furthermore she should be prosecuted for her gross negligence. I feel bad for her dead baby.  

$900 is a lot of money for something “free.” 

Just wondering why you felt the need to mention how many shades lighter you are?