This lawsuit is a slam dunk. If there’s any media outlet that refuses to host the opinions of white Christian men, it’s Fox.

Mortensen comes off as quite reasonable in those selected quotes, more so than I think he deserves. Here are his unedited claims, which paint a different picture.

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

Aww man, cut Saban some slack. He’s not THIS stupid.

Yup, there are none... http://espn.go.com/nfl/college/_/…

Josh Duggar, everybody!

Love to see these old fools who dress up in Reds drag look like total schmucks. That hillbilly palace is full of the nastiest employees you will ever see. They are total phony dicks in how they try to present as this super tradional baseball experience, when all it is an extension of the Marge Shott experience. Kids a…

Hamilton: Just because the guy is really fast doesn’t mean he belongs on a baseball field.

NO.

Space Jam is the greatest cinematic achievement of our time. I can live with Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Terminator, etc. getting half assed reboots, but not Space Jam. Space Jam is perfect and unapproachable. They risk tainting perfection, and I won’t have it.

StateCollege.com got to the bottom of things

If, after 9/11, someone had said “what are Americans bitching about? Americans kill Americans every day”, what would you think of that person?

you guys, this is how babies grow up to be insufferable attention whores

Yeah, that team chemistry looked like shit when they were up 21-6.

Yeah, I’m sure you would do all of those things, Keyboard Warrior.

Chris Broussard vinegar strokes face. Gross.

I'm getting pretty tired of JJ Watt's schtick.

Since NASCAR stopped trying to appease retarded teabaggers like you.

You are free to express yourself at home or on public land. When on private (NASCAR) land, they have the right to ask you to leave if you express yourself in a way they don’t like.

@J-No: First and foremost I am a huge Reds fan. I get really worked up when it comes to discussing Rose not being in the HOF. That said, I will in no way disagree with your comment. The man is a gigantic prick.

I have always hated this cocksucker. He is a scumbag. That is all.