An awful lot of men seem to harbor this strange fear of being falsely accused of rape. It’s an outgrowth of being expected to want sex all the time and feeling like they have to do whatever it takes to get it. So there’s this fear that they might inadvertently go too far and get accused of rape when they just want…

Thank you for having the strength to share your story.

That pie chart needs a bit of Arizona, Texas and New Jersey thrown in for good measure. I’m talking maybe 6% split between the three. The rest def belongs to Florida.

There has not been rational laissez-faire capitalist since The Great Famine of 1845.

Well, you probably are socially liberal though. As an atheist, pro-choice, and "rational", you probably do not support the status quo in most social aspects. You probably would not support a "traditional family unit", and probably believe homosexuals should have the same rights as heterosexuals. I bet you probably…

Free markets are a myth and you use the term simply as a trope of modern politics. Limited government is another catch-phrase which means "let me do the shit I want for myself and at the expense of other people and leave me the fuck alone" and the rest of your simpering screed reads like a longer and political version…

Conservapedia is 100% not satire.

This site can go eat a bag of dicks.

Disconnect would work just as well.

try /r/forwardsfromgrandma

How did anyone think these were real? They all have a big yellow circle that reads "fake" on them. That was my first clue...

I am from Ukraine! *smashes RISK board*

Ukraine is weak!

Ugh. Do you also go around telling three-year olds Santa isn't real?!?

As if Iraq and Afghanistan were gun-free zones...

How do you think I am married?! Luckily he is so dumb he just thinks it's taking a really long time to start showing. LOLZ. Men.

The "baby trap" isn't about love or the relationship or the baby, it's about desperation.

The patriarch of Duck Dynasty, Phil Robertson, had several stints with domestic violence before he found Jebus and got famous. Granted he was dealing with an alcohol/drug addiction, but that still ruins the show for me.

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

Maybe you're just called names for being an asshole?