How do you think I am married?! Luckily he is so dumb he just thinks it's taking a really long time to start showing. LOLZ. Men.

The "baby trap" isn't about love or the relationship or the baby, it's about desperation.

The patriarch of Duck Dynasty, Phil Robertson, had several stints with domestic violence before he found Jebus and got famous. Granted he was dealing with an alcohol/drug addiction, but that still ruins the show for me.

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

As if it could even be anywhere other than Florida.

Allow me to do the honors.

Damn vagina you scary.