Shortly after buying my 1981 F-150 4x4 I drove it 500 miles from Arkansas to Kansas. Less than 30 miles in it was overheating. I limped it another 20 miles to the nearest gas station, took the hood off, and then had to drive the final 450 miles in short sections, hood less, stopping every once in a while to let the…

Citroen 2CV ads had some hilarious but pretty worthless comparisons.