Yeah, I really don’t get the snotty attitude towards Taylor on this one. She was famous - very famous - before Kanye ever grabbed the microphone from her.

Nothing good could ever come from a hook up with that Ramona creature. I can’t even imagine that she is able to suspend her self-absorption long enough to physically engage with another human. I think a vacation at Guantanamo would more relaxing.

I can’t wait to lose my shit when I see a picture of Paris on set.

Sonja Morgan—a woman you might also know from her distinguished line of toasters.

As someone that has suffered from severe endometriosis that led to multiple surgeries, I feel for Lena Dunham. I almost never am able to get support to leave work for treatments, and I am so grateful for anything that raises awareness. Having endometriosis and multiple surgeries, led to pelvic floor dysfunction, which…

I know!!! Madeline may not be excited, but I am!!!

Misread that as “Ramones singer” and am now disappointed.

Michel! My favorite! Oh god! SO EXCITED! MORE EXCLAMATION!

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

I had a toy kitchenette in the backyard and I’d usually brew potions out of mud and leaves and rainwater

That’s why I make sure I’m awake by 11:00 AM. It’s really that 30 minutes of peace and quiet that makes being a morning person so rewarding.

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

I hope Susan Sarandon wears that outfit to Piers Morgan’s funeral.

I agree with her. Bathroom time is alone time. My boyfriend is always coming up behind me when I’m at the sink and scaring the shit out of me.

i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

The word “gal” is one of those things that inexplicably makes my skin crawl. Maybe because it’s usually said by condescending chunk-nuggets like this guy.