I work in financial services, a bastion of white conservative Republicans. I’ve seen an interesting shift there and it’s away from this sort of bullshit. The most conservative woman I know recently said something I found interesting: “The social issues are done. We’re finished there. The Supreme Court has made that…

I like to point out the recent massacres of Muslims committed by Buddhists in Burma as a way to blow “lol religion of peace” morons’ minds.

God I fucking hate when men say this. It seems to be a trope of sorts. The reformed man about town has a daughter and suddenly realizes GASP women are human beings.

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

True. It’s like they think women are obligated to fuck them. Fuck these guys! I hope they die in a fire (and let me point out, I never say that!)!!!! I remember when I was younger, listening to overweight, not every good looking men pursuing me and telling me I was their ideal, a “hot” woman with a “hot bod”. Wait, so…

No shit. I had a guy tell me I had “found the fountain of youth” when I told him I was 30, I guess he thought I looked ‘young’.

I at least have some faith that a small, super liberal town like Asheville will be duly hard on them. I hope.

I’d consider him a solid 9.5 in terms of punchability.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

I love your gif but this is sort of how I’m feeling about the situation. Le sigh

DONATED AGAIN BECAUSE ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE LADY PARTS CARE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ALCOHOL I WILL BE DRINKING TONIGHT

These fuckers.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

The fact that they didn’t do any of that, that they handcuffed him when he wasn’t under arrest, and that they interrogated him without his parents being present or even notified are all grounds for a big, fat lawsuit. At least, they would be grounds in the world that I live in. It seems that Texas is located in some…

Because they didn’t really think it was a bomb...or even a “movie bomb.” They thought they could terrify a kid into “confessing” that he’d made a fake bomb to bring to school (to scare people, I guess) and by the time they realized they couldn’t there was no walking the story back. Now they’re just gonna ride it until…

They led Ahmed into a room where four other police officers waited. He said an officer he’d never seen before leaned back in his chair and remarked: “Yup. That’s who I thought it was.”

If you can’t wear athletic clothes while buying Oreos, when can you wear them?

We could add to the 9/11 name scroll all of the innocent civilians killed in our little war against Iraq. A country who had nothing to do with 9/11.

Your preferred porn doesn’t include tumors? That’s weird.

Seriously, I could recite most episodes of M*A*S*H, I’d like my purple heart.