@Stoatmaster: Origami car? I like it. Ikea should consider reintroducing it and selling it in a knock-down flat pack.
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@Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: Antares Auto-Tune was originally for pitch correcting people with a weak vocal instrument. Now it [b]IS[/b] the instrument. I despise it either way. Port holes might have a few more gasps of life just to irritate you a little more before going the way of curb feelers.
@Dhillaz drives a Chevrolet Taco: owing to her LA face with an Oakland booty, no doubt.
@eggwich del fiero ttt!: I was going to suggest Blackalicious The Craft but that was 2005 and so not so new and he's been around for a spell and I guess I live in the past and I can't help this is a run-on sentence and horribly punctuated at that or maybe just under-punctuated Im not sure
@skulldriveshaft is on picasaweb jalopniking: Huh. I wonder if old Rummy's favorite movie is Quadrophenia.
@SuperRad427: ...or dispense with the cats altogether.
@KTown_WhiteBoy: C'mon, does it really matter? Her name is Summer and for the price of a Meximelt, she'll take you around back by the dumpster and give you a bonus.
@Ash78: did she give you a bonus for the stick shift?
I'd rather have a Vespa with Mercedes hubcaps. <3+click for the first person who can find a picture.
@CPO Alfisted: Awesome- mustered a large guffaw at that one. Speaking of Schlitz, NPR mentioned this morning the Washington Post did a blind taste test of cheap beer. Schlitz came in last and was described as "slightly reminiscent of saliva".
@jdoubleh's undercarriage is filthy: Of course the Welsh will be difficult, but I meant the whales.
@bmoreDLJ: especially in metallic diaper brown
first thing that came to mind
I do love the chrome plated grenade shift knob. However it and the plastic grenades on the dash confirm my assumption that most people who drive Hummers do so out of the d-bag idea that they're "supporting the troops" because they wear cammo cargo shorts and gold plated dog tags to the mall.
@tonyola: Kids today just have no taste. All they can do is imitate, and imitate badly. Grandpa was way cooler.
@J-2-da-B: PUSA - nice! Anyhow that could've been my theme song when I left for the greener side of the fence way back when.
@Iron coffin: At least he reanimated the cinquecento. The wales will likely prove more difficult.
You'll probably want to set off a bug bomb inside it, and you might run into this when you open the hood the first time:
@Flathead Smith: Perhaps an AT4 on the roof? The Army protocol for firing requires yelling "BACK-BLAST AREA CLEAR" prior to unleashing its fury.