No wonder the Reds never made Joe Morgan the team captain.

Zapp Brannigan, still waiting for the Chicago Cubs to win a Blurnsball championship.

“it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.”

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

Seriously, we gotta invest on an exorcism for that fucking goat.

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden?

I love how so many people think putting someone on camera is being “a little shit.” All you’re doing is flying your Curmudgeon Colors. He’s taking a video, it’s not like he just pranked the living hell out of him and made him look like an idiot.

nobody likes likes old men who shove kids from behind.

He's 14 years old you fucking douchbag-but I'm sure you already know you are and hate yourself deep down.

He probably would have punched the kid for interrupting him while on the phone.

Sue me.

lesson learned kid: nobody likes people that take selfies.

My best friend is a Mich alum. He described it as “dancing with the love of your life after proposing after which they are promptly decapitated by a sheet of flying glass.”

Har-bawling

Passionate fan or guy who bet $10,000 on Michigan to win?

It’s good to see that Harbaugh is changing the culture in Ann Arbor. Recruits can’t wait to play at Bawl So Hard University.

Have some compassion, people. That guy’s father died in the Ten Year War.