Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Oh man, this makes the GIF so much funnier.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

You have to appreciate the lack of giving-a-shit that dogs have with stuff like running through that group of people towards the end.

Have you ever even been close to pure, single-minded joy?

i feel like i would fight you on that, if you were my editor.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

I feel like you should have capitalized Dick, last word of the article.

Reporter: Did you see Welker eat drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker smoke drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker inject drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker snort drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Is Dan Shaughnessy an asshole?
Brady: Weeeeelll...

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

No question that this joke was ripped off. But ohnoyoudiint's delivery was much better. For that, +1.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

+1. You win today.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

I'm glad he was positive about it, because umps should embrace replay as it won't leave them out to dry on an egregiously bad call. Jim Joyce is regarded by many in baseball as a top-tier umpire, but he forever will be linked with taking away Armando Galarraga's perfect game; with replay in place, Galarraga has a…

#notallharbaughs

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Those are lawyers and reporters?!? I thought it was a picture of Mark Cuban and the Minnesota Timberwolves.