Toyota’s backup test in case the young hip customers never come.

Considering the difference in their grave sites, I’d say Mary won out.

My brain keeps thinking Florence Henderson.

Your lecturing Jason on turn signals? Specifically on a beetle? You must be new.

All those delicious calories, so vital to a balanced diet, a strong work ethic and American prosperity in general 

Surely that’s referring to the toxic and radioactive air that will permeate the Earth after nuclear war lays waste to our planet?

Dat wood boot, tho...

Porn is bad kids.

lifestyles indeed...

These crush fetishes are getting out of hand.

son of a wealthy Greek businessman

200HP? Come on now, my vic has 200+ HP, it’s hardly uncontrollable. >.>

I did. Holy balls.

Oh, get over yourself. It’s a skillful art form. Just because you don’t appreciate it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t honor those who achieve greatness within their community.

Hate to break it to you, but most online configuration tools are like this. Add this, you have to drop that. Annoying.

This green they had on these was amazing, you hardly see them in the US but if I had to pick another color for my car, this would be it.

They just look goooood

Can we please stop calling it a wagon and say it like it really is, it is the CTS-V hatchback. There is no other wagon with such a little boot. 

It is definitely obnoxious....and I would order my Benz wagon with one. :D

you think the dodge magnum looks good, but that this is ugly? It’s a bit early for me to be drinking on a week day, but I guess you do you.