It's from France, not Mars. They have parts stores over there - Garçons de dynamisme most likely - who probably would be willing to ship the random head gasket or whatnot.

Yes, of course. Definitely the government and environmentalists fault. Couldn't possibly be that the corporation decided that that level of engineering wasn't cost-effective. No way.

Environmentalists don't want long-lasting, reliable cars that don't need to be constantly replaced and recycled?

Haha weirdly, I wanted to point those out as nice feature of the car, since I really like them!

How about a '99 CLK 320 with 110k for $4,900?

Obligatory Subaru because H6 = awesome.

It doesn't get much closer to micheal bay in real life than that.

Jason, you are truely a gem in the car community.

10. When Am I Getting My $12,000 Maybach I Ordered From That Website?

LT1 Roadmaster Wagon

This is basically true anywhere, except Germany and Italy, I think.

Lamborghini gets purchased by VW: "Ugh they'll be stale and boring and soulless."

Don't know if the Dodge Daytona counts as "obscure".

Coupe?

redesign your business card again.