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That’s a Buick, Maury!

ANY car in aubergine

You lose those fabulous flying buttresses in black, the GT’s best design feature IMO.

That comical fat-lipped mean face is... Comical?

Holy shit, did you get kinja’d!

The color scheme of that two-tone Huayra spotted in Ginza gives me a funny feeling in me pants.

I’m so jealous!

I’m licking the plug

How could anyone hate on this? It has speed holes above the headlights!!

My mum loved the shit outter her 1st gen sl1. It was “the bee’s knees” if you asked her, it maroon and silver back when lots of cars were still two-tone and it had a power sunroof!! I don’t remember her having any problems with it but I was young and more concerned with Tomagochi and Pinky & the Brain. I learned to

The star is for dog not the Exploder

You deserve all of the stars for that vanity plate alone

I’d rather have the SVX that’s parked on the street

Counting gives me anxiety. You know what’s great for treating anxiety? Xanax! Take a xanax before take off and you’re guaranteed to be anxiety free, in fact you’ll forget about everything that happened before you took said xanny

But the makeup and prothstetics by the most fabulous drag artist (atm) hungry and the styling for her new album is making me feel all kinds of good stuff. Guess I’m just in it for the aesthetics. I miss Post Bjork loads tbh though

If I had a dime for every time this has happened to me... I’d have exactly 0 dimes

Try and stop meh! Just kidding. I don’t have a Tesla. But I do smoke pot in my Subie with the cruise control on. Try and stop meh!

I miss Gaga’s old nose. I miss Bella Hadid’s old nose too. So much more character

I have a complaint. Who gives a shit, right? Anywhooo, I think these posts should be open to vote like NPCP.

All the stars for this gif. These are my favorite episodes