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I want more, Ms King! Dont leave me hanging, how’d you wreck it?!

I wish you still had the shirt and hat! I would buy that swag off of you

I took I-80 :(

Nebraska- 100%. Flat, boring, bleak with terrible roads and nothing but corn for scenery. I’d rather have all of my teeth extracted without Novocaine than travel through Nebraska

Witch! But seriously, can you tell me what I’ll be going in 5 years?

Is it just me or is Kim’s mua turning into Amanda Lepore?

Did Gaffigan say whether or not you looked like Seth Rogen?

I baked a cake for my husband’s birthday tomorrow (German chocolate, his fave) and I’m almost 100% sure I’m still gay so I’m calling Bulls hit on bakin’ the gay away

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I think she may have even said that some of the food was fake in The Fridge, or maybe I assumed it was.

The artist seems to have a thing for the letter N

But for reals though- Why can Brit seem to get a good weave or then take care it? This has been a decades long thing now

No, stay. I’m enjoying the non sequiturs

When the driver has already lost control of the vehicle (like in the gif above for example) how are audio alarms and breaking going help?

Mary Pickford was given the same titles (The Biograph Girl and 1st Movie Star). I wonder if they had a Crawford/Davis kind of relationship?

What’s this stuffs?

I’m heading to my local MB dealership today to give this a shot since I am in the market for a *cheap 2017 CLS 63. My only problem is that it’s only 20°F here today so I won’t be able to recreate his bogan attire (I hope the clothes aren’t the key to pulling of the heist). Wish me luck, Jalops!

Right?! And sentencing guide lines in EU are nothing like those in the US. If he lived and was sentenced he may have been released after a few short years.

Kudos to Caddy for actually build ‘em but- it looks like a slab of cheese. And those wheels are like Trivial Pursuit game pieces to me. MB styling stays classic while Cadillac’s feels gimmicky with chromed speed holes

All the stars for using “poseurs” and not “posers” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐