Damn so close to a Darwin Award...

Of course I have a girlfriend! Here's her picture!

...and many things breaking in both movies...

HaloWIN!

"Something Has Exploded In a Spectacular Fashion On Uranus"

"Bloomberg reports that Qaddafi was looking to get the hell out of Sirte but was strafed to a halt by the 1978 Mirage's baguette cannon."

VIVE LA FRANCE!

Is that a glass what I see on it's front? Very bad, very bad.

We simply don't know the truth.

These theories are growing foggier... could be, might be... shit we don't know.

Siri: "Well, yesterday night we went to the pub and drank a lot and then she went to the bathroom... put me on vibrate... you know how these things works man... I'm sorry buddy."

Correction: do we really need even one of them? And what about remakes?

HAHA! If you shatter the screen of three smartphones the flaw is not in the phone model, it's in your hands!

Right. To make a proper test they will need to drop, let's say, a hundred of each kind. But I really doubt they will ever do it.

Hey, no vid in this article?

It will not sell so much in India

It should sound as the Predator alien

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Maybe more than you think...

That's not the first time I hear a news like that, I think it's the third. So I wonder how many chances do you have to contact a cop if you text a random number?