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My advice? Git gud.

I feel like this advice is pretty good for the problem of “my husband plays video games too much” and pretty awful for the writer’s actual problem, which is, “my husband doesn’t want to have sex with me.”

I’ve made this comment before, and I’ll make it again. If the defense actually works on the jurors, are the defense attorneys garbage, or are they people who are fulfilling the ethical obligation to their client that is mandated by the law of zealous representation? Because that is what is mandated - not

He’s got a teenage son with Lowell, and she has a young child from her previous marriage. I guess he looks at Baldwin, Goldblum and Willis and figures why not? There is evidence of a higher incidence of autism and other disorders with older fathers. I guess it is rather selfish, but if we don’t want to be judged on

unfuckingbelievable (but not really). I went to test drive Mazda and they scanned my license, ran my credit and sent a salesman to ride along.

Check out this bit of whiteness at work:

I’m surprised they didn’t give him an application to the police department to fill out. “You can skip the police academy, we’ll give you field credit.”

This domestic terrorist racist stole a BMW last week and took it on a high speed chase. Police decided to let him go and didn’t continue their pursuit because they didn’t want to endanger passersby.

They captured him alive. I’m so surprised. I wonder when they’ll stop off at the Waffle House to get him a combo?

The cops shouldn’t have been there AT ALL. It should not be the job of the police to settle plastic utensil charge disputes, or any other minor disagreement.

yea, she becomes uppity so you call the slave patrol to reign her in, with the resulting physical & psychological violence... and there’s the sadism & sexual gratification these slave patrollers get from humiliating the black female body.. in earlier days those white pigs would have raped her right there, now they go

She was asking why she was being charged for said utensils. Since when do restaurants charge extra for takeout utensils?

Right, they dragged her to the ground and treated her like an animal over a fork. Exposing her breast like her privacy doesn’t matter. I hope I never have to call the police for anything ever.

My soul gets so weary sometimes from being a Black woman in this country. Seriously,what in the entire FUCK? Where were they when that fool was SHOOTING people in Waffle House? Oh my bad, a Black woman asking for utensils to eat the damn food she PAID for is much more of a threat.

Duck duck goose?

That is... bad.

Yah, not sure how that is any different than a man bemoaning being called sexist because he touched a woman’s breasts since “they were pretty.”

Reminds of the episode of Friends when Joey’s trying to get a girl’s number and she suddenly walks away.

“Person sees numerous red flags, proceeds anyway, gets scammed” just doesn’t have the same ring to it I guess.

And what about the people who aren’t named in this article, such as Garrison Keillor?