I like CHORE WARS the best. Really hard hitting.

"Let's trigger some bitches."

I guess when you put it that way I now see the error in my ways.

Friendly reminder that the US edition of Time Magazine sees its readers as idiots and is terrified of covering any issue of substance:

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.

If ten minutes of googling would have cleared his name, he'll get it, anyway.

$100k is settlement territory- they'll probably settle. I don't blame him- I wouldn't want to go to trial, either, even if I could get a million or so from it.

We also accepted Piers Morgan. As an American, I can say we are very stupid in terms of infotainment.

Seibert's lawyer said he is looking into Grace's history and other instances where she has made "outrageous and defamatory" statements about people on her show.

Internet: You should also fuck his sister to get back at him.

THAT YOU KNOW OF.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

Well, I'm off to write personalized thank you notes to every guy I've ever dated, because, sure, some of them were selfish or stupid or controlling or still in love with their exes, but at least not a single one of them was a sisterfucker. And, for that, I am grateful.

The thought of joining a dating site run by Steve Harvey makes me want to join a convent instead. The man is funny on Family Feud, but otherwise he is such a colossal jagoff.

I knew Eugene's "cure" was absolute bullshit the moment he declined to show any receipts.

Also, in Abraham's flashback, when he first meets Eugene, Eugene says, "I think [the zombies] are getting faster." RED FLAG NO. 1 THAT HE'S NOT A REAL SCIENTIST, BRO. (Though I totally get that Abraham was distracted by the loss…

Yet at the same time they've become more human, round eyes, round faces, and more human proportions all over it. You give a little you take a little

I believe it is the shortened version of 'In your face!'

Hmmm. Not at my house today. Just a whole lot of sitting and staring at mess and grubby children.