I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

"Then attacking a guy dressed up as a Fox News reporter with a tennis racket (bad)"

Brown is an abuser, no doubt about that. He is also a survivoof abuse at the hands of his stepfsther. Additionally he witnessed his stepfather abuse his mother.

Except it wasn't just the looking into her vagina thing. She details very disturbing instances of her masturbating in bed next to her, bribing her with candy so she could make out with her, using tragedies to manipulate her into loving her, and literally compares her actions to a sex offender. How on earth is any…

You know, my mom was an excellent mom, taught us good values, but that didn't matter to my sister when she slept with numerous men while married.

We just had an emergency evacuation drill at work the other day, and let me tell you, in the event of a real emergency, the women I saw trying to get down the stairs in heels would have died.

" I didn't realize that giving an exotic dancer money while they were thrusting their leopard print thong all up in your face wasn't a "thank you for your time" gesture but one that would keep them dancing for you and once spent an entire Robyn remix just awkwardly feeding dollars into the guy's waistband while…

This is gold.

People are talking about it. They're talking about how all the white men were edited out of the video as admitted by the video creators.

In my city, I see women get harassed on the street all the time. Me? Never, not even a hello or eye contact. In fact, you don't make eye contact at all with people if you want to stay safe. But then again, that only works if men do it, because no matter what the women were doing, they were open to gross old men making…

And who the fuck promoted this shit out of the greys? Jesus.

Where's my effing burrito?! :(

When I first started playing the clarinet (which I stuck with for 8 years even though I was allergic to the reed) EVERYBODY told me I would sound HORRIBLE at first. The squeaking trying to move into the higher registers...even I found it unbearable. You don't think the kid doesn't know his trumpet playing sucks at…

you need a soul to do soul searching

True story: I have dated two arsonists. One was a shitbag, and the other was lovely and we remain friends. Sometimes, people grow.

Yeah, because I'm sure the neighbor boy reads Jezebel.

Mark, this is a troll. A brilliant, beautiful and amazing troll. I am sort of jealous of how well-composed his post was.

Have you considered dating sex defenders?

Sometimes I wonder how some have tons of people just waiting to get with them while I never have anyone. Now I see it's because I refuse to date sex offenders.

I see your "one child practicing trumpet" and I will raise you "I've taught beginning string players for nineteen years."