We just had an emergency evacuation drill at work the other day, and let me tell you, in the event of a real emergency, the women I saw trying to get down the stairs in heels would have died.

" I didn't realize that giving an exotic dancer money while they were thrusting their leopard print thong all up in your face wasn't a "thank you for your time" gesture but one that would keep them dancing for you and once spent an entire Robyn remix just awkwardly feeding dollars into the guy's waistband while…

This is gold.

People are talking about it. They're talking about how all the white men were edited out of the video as admitted by the video creators.

In my city, I see women get harassed on the street all the time. Me? Never, not even a hello or eye contact. In fact, you don't make eye contact at all with people if you want to stay safe. But then again, that only works if men do it, because no matter what the women were doing, they were open to gross old men making…

And who the fuck promoted this shit out of the greys? Jesus.

Where's my effing burrito?! :(

When I first started playing the clarinet (which I stuck with for 8 years even though I was allergic to the reed) EVERYBODY told me I would sound HORRIBLE at first. The squeaking trying to move into the higher registers...even I found it unbearable. You don't think the kid doesn't know his trumpet playing sucks at…

you need a soul to do soul searching

True story: I have dated two arsonists. One was a shitbag, and the other was lovely and we remain friends. Sometimes, people grow.

Yeah, because I'm sure the neighbor boy reads Jezebel.

Mark, this is a troll. A brilliant, beautiful and amazing troll. I am sort of jealous of how well-composed his post was.

Have you considered dating sex defenders?

Sometimes I wonder how some have tons of people just waiting to get with them while I never have anyone. Now I see it's because I refuse to date sex offenders.

I see your "one child practicing trumpet" and I will raise you "I've taught beginning string players for nineteen years."

Is being named Tom a requirement to run for office in Pennsylvania?

I'll just say correlation =\= causation and leave it at that.

It very much depends on the state. When my ex was convicted in Washington state under SSOSA it includes the restriction that he cannot be alone with any child including blood relatives. He has a number of restrictions in addition to this. Man this situation is making me sick and depressed.

This incident report definitely mentions Anna by name, but I think he went to jail because of a different molestation.

After news broke that McDaniel was sent to prison for 10 years for molesting was Mama June's own daughter...