We also convicted a nun (and Martha Stewart) of a federal felony.

I think these were posted on jezebel too, but:

This clears things up for me a lot.

Only part I can agree with you on.

Check your privilege.

All this judgment on animal owners is why people don't bother adopting animals they cannot be seen a s"taking care of". Gone are the days of "My dog spot" where the dog is free. Now we have to cut off their genitals, ID tag them, and microchip them. And if you don't do this to standard, you are a "Bad person". *sigh*…

WTF is a Cree? I've heard of the Kree, but Cree? WTF is Cree?

And I raise you one Ashly Burch.

Holy crap, she is Mexican and Kenyan. As a Black person, this is the first time I've heard countries trying to claim a 'mixed' person instead of it being the other way around.

OMG the wordplay!

Same here. I cook, I clean, and can be absolutely devoted to someone.

Oops, I meant 'banged'.

I'm a Black guy and I have never 'ganged' any black chicks. Yet this guy has. Not only am I racist, but I suddenly feel like a Nice guy. With a capital 'N'.

Notice none of the charges are remotely close to what gets you listed as a sex offender, yet this guy was in the school.

The thing is, the law isn't on the side of good samaritans so much. They get put in jail, sued, fined, you name it.

Manicures are the best way to get rid of evidence under your fingernails after you kill someone.

Wow, I came in here expecting BS, but this author explains stuff well and in an easy to read format. Better than a term paper. I daresay, some of this could explain 'Nice guys' as well who feel pressured to date. Or guys who don't know their whole sexuality before they marry.

Abott is campaigning for more sex offender restrictions . . .

Ted Nugent has admitted to being "addicted to girls" and having sex with 13 and 16 year olds. Abott is campaiging against sex offenders being able to be on the internet and stiffer penalties for those who violate parole.

Misandrists and misanthropes my dear!