Jasonspeed
JasonSpeed
Jasonspeed

Did anyone else get a poopouri commercial?

We train 'em young here. And Madison has Trader Joe's stores.

This has been a season full of oddities for the Brewers. There was a passed ball on strike three that advanced the batter to third, Braun being loudly booed in philly and having a three homer game, and now this and we aren't even a full month into the season.

A JalopChick?

This was the closest image I could find to the actual scene. In the movie he was on the plane talking to the African American businesswoman, not Tyler.

There was never any question about the validity of that line in my mind. Since MBAs began running companies in the 80's instead of engineers the focus of many major corporations shifted to the bottom line instead of product excellence. Great for investors and boardrooms, not so great for consumers. But that's just

Wow I get to bust this out again, and more relevant this time:

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court

I wasn't aware of this fake ad until just this moment.

So it looks more like pilot suicide than a hijacking. Unless the hijackers though Flight Simulator was real life or something.

That joke was bad and you should feel bad.

So the movie is pretty true to the games? Unrealistic and hokey.

Now we just have to make sure the Americans and the Russians on the station don't space-shiv each other while they're up there and we'll all be fine.

Wait, is this the former GM CEO?

That looks like the trail-rated emblem.

I know the SS is quick, I was surprised to see one pass me at my first lapping day in Shawano. She didn't buy the SS though, she got the lowest trim level.

My wife bought a 2007 after her Altima died. She didn't want to spend a lot of money and wanted good gas mileage. Before you all laugh that a Jalop let his wife get a Cobalt I'll have you all know that she insisted on 3 pedals. Do I get to keep a little cred for teaching her well?

WTF is Ethering? Urban dictionary has an entry for Ethered from '06:

If you have to shell out about $1,000 to lose a cylinder and potentially 40 horses compared to the 2.0-liter four in other Focuses, the outward appearance needs to look better. In Europe, the engine choice doesn't dictate ugly wheel trims like it does on our Fiesta. And that's a shame, because on fuel economy alone

So it's sonata good car?