You win the internets today. Thanks for the chuckles.

A lot of our local clubs older members quit showing up to events because of the amount of Bro's that joined. I don't go anymore either.

ATV's and dirt bikes are legal in several communities here as long as they stay on designated ATV routes so I bet a Go-Kart could. However those trails avoid busy streets such as these.

If they are going to build Chryslers in Italy they should just sell them in the Euro zone.

Why doesn't Nazi Bill Simmons recognize that Arian Foster is the black superjesus? He is black and his first name is Aryan!

I like ALL's version. But I'm an old punk.

I totally agree. I had my unexpected son at 22. He's 10 now and I feel I am too old for anymore, much to the chagrin of my wife. 2 years ago we had a son who was born premature and lived for 2 months under intense NICU care. I don't want to go through that again and I don't want to be damn near 60 when my kid goes to…

Bozeman, MT airport. It fit's the rustic surroundings with a lodge like feeling inside. Also you are in Bozeman, the only thing better to do is chase the coeds around.

You win one free internets.

2002 was a bad year for me. I ended up buying my girlfriends sisters old car, a 1984 Toyota Camry, after I totaled my Fiero. I only had it for about a year but the tires were bald, the steel brake lines burst while I was driving it (thank god the E-brake worked), the exhaust leaked and the clutch was so worn that if…

Any country road in Wisconsin. The county sheriffs usually stick to the highways and major county roads, the city police can't leave the city, and the state troopers only patrol the highways.

Fort Wayne? Isn't that where people are supposed to move to if they don't like crazy Muncie?

The Halo people thought they were awesome enough to name a vehicle one.

Another drag race show? OK, fine. If you want to race import vs muscle car there should also be a timed road course and maybe a high speed oval with one lap from a rolling start. Imports would likely dominate the road course.

Did anyone mention that the roads aren't the problem, it's the drivers yet? Reading through the comments here are the top ways to 'fix' the problem:

Sasha Grey looked amazing without the porn make-up when she was reading to kids earlier this year.

Rumor around town is that Barry will coach the Rose Bowl.

The only thing I remember of Pan Am was when Robin Williams flew to England on it in Hook.

Non-functional vents on the outside of the car. Sometimes they look good, many times it looks tacky.