@indzyn: I have heard that unless you are driving 2mph under the posted speed limit they will pull you over and bust your balls. Especially if you are an out of stater in a rental car.

Illinois seems accurate, Wisconsin seems high.

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: I'm still saying I called this guy a liar, I just didn't post it.

@pres - alienate/commentate: I agree. I haven't bought mine yet but $99 is decent for a name brand. However the Ikea ones don't look too bad.

Honey, I found us a place to live with plenty of space. The only downside is we have to move to Minnesota. Yeah, I don't care much for them either but you will love this place.

I thought this guy was a fake from the getgo. No one is this stupid. Besides I thought the Prius's had braking issues, not acceleration issues.

I love my WRX wagon. I didn't even really consider a sedan.

@bmoreDLJ: I think that goes without saying. You would more commonly say literate model, and such as.

@Axel-Ripper: So how long will it be until we see teens driving Escorts with flat brimmed DC and Monster hats?

@pauljones: She's french Canadian, it's all aboot the sexy accent

I would just use my car. 2003 WRX wagon. She would feel like a kid again hopping into the back with the seats folded down for some french kissing. Or I would get the AMC that grannie was selling a few months back.

As long as you have ground clearance you are golden. The A8 would not have been able to negotiate a 10 inch deep parking lot of wet packy snow.

@lilwillie: Yeah, why isn't this a car forum trolling post?

Is this China, I thought they were trying to get rid of all their girls anyway? I bet there are plenty of basement dwellers that would be happy to help there.

I saw this on VW Vortex a while back when I was searching for FAIL pics.

@Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): I don't know about Schneider but JJ keller has one in our town:

The easiest car to work on as a teenager was the 1992 geo metro. You could do just about anything to that car with a walmart tool set. Also you never needed a tow to get out of a ditch if you had 3 friends with you

I don't know. The F&F movies had some pretty neat NOS albeit impractical switches.

I'm thinking this was predrafted for when the deal goes down and was accidentally mailed out. Kinda like they do with celebrity obituaries.

@Rock517: 6 years ago is no big deal, it's what he did almost 20 years ago now that is the big question.