Everyone knows that you have to caulk the wagon first.

#2 You want an EV swapped Honda Beat.  I, for one, appreciate your taste.

There’s much more of that happening these days. It’s not impossible to get them at MSRP, which makes the Civic much, much more compelling.

Worst falling overboard from a cruise ship.

At this point, Jalop writers are probably leaving errors in to reassure us they aren’t generative AI. As opposed to before, when they just weren’t being paid enough to care.

Author clearly meant they were so badly injured that the adrenaline-fueled shock had kicked in that allowed them to get up quickly.

Captain Planet:

Please don’t act like Corvettes are these unobtanium exotics or something, oh my god. You can buy an automatic C5 convertible like most of you guys own for like $17k.

Now I have the song stuck in my head, not a bad thing, just stuck now.

“Corvette owners will play with you on the highway"???  Every Corvette I ever see is going under the limit in there left lane with a male boomer at the wheel.  Chevy could put 3 cylinder engines in them and most owners would never notice.

Taking a swim is good exercise and an excellent way to get Fit.

if only they could come to an accord of some sort.  can’t we all get along?

These people are not very civic minded.

Followed by the BZ4X GR - LMNOP Prime TRD Circuit Edition

A few thoughts

Yeah, but think about how cold it is in the winter.  Totally evens out, right?

I had a 1976(-ish) Mercury Zepher wagon with a 4 speed manual floor shift (H-pattern) and a bench seat. How and why this option package was put together-I can only guess! You could only shift into 2nd or 4th gear if the bench seat was slid all the way back.

Or was there a loose wheel?

Trump rallies would look very different.

I could only imagine the chaos if a similar law was passed in the US.