Jared-Mark
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Jared-Mark

“Our simulations showed the full 1/4 mi race would be close but with the same net result, so no need to risk it.”

This is such a bizarre concept that it’s come fully around to being actually cool.

I’ll see your leather-wrapped rollcage and raise you a set of Porsche leather-covered paddle shifters.

The 550 Maranello had a leather-wrapped roll cage.

Moving up the 911 GTS in the Porsche hierarchy blesses you with the choice of central locking wheels. I don’t even know if it is a benefit performance-wise but I’d make that jump just for the look:

Honda City had a damn minibike in the trunk

I liked the stitching on those Audi seats for the first two years, but I don’t think they aged well. I used to see a baseball glove, now I see a rawhide chew toy or Frankenstein’s monster.

Back rear window on the 4Runner. It turns my SUV into a closed cabin pickup. Great for riding open air on the beach.

Approving the HQ move is part of the pay package. He only wants to move the HQ becuase Delware courts said he cant have that much money. In Texas there will be no court to stop him.

The official term for this was “DUI compartment”

The Dodge Caliber was by many accounts a questionably built mid-aughts Chrysler product. It did, however, have one really cool feature (dad pun intended): the air-conditioned “Chill Zone” glove compartment. It only worked when the A/C was on, but it was perfect for keeping your Mtn Dew, Surge, or Red Bull cool on

Lamborghini Extended Warranty.

I don’t have any shares either. What I do have is popcorn in the microwave.

I do. I would love to get into my car and say drive me to Krogers and then sit back and let it take me there. Or hop in the car for my vacation at 9pm and say take me to the grand canyon and then go to sleep while the car drives through the night hell even having automated recharging stations so the car when low on

What a coincidence! These are my shittin’ pants!

Yeah, nobody with a double-digit shoe size is driving this thing.

Salvage title, someone else’s project, etc. etc.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad. 

it’s just a simple fact that the judge’s word is the final one.”

That boot leather must taste mighty fine on a Monday morning.