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Gee, dealers can’t sell cars at current prices? Maybe they should try, I dunno, selling them for lower prices? Just thinking out loud here.

Not only are “experts” concerned just as much about those trucks, there have been multiple postings across multiple sources for multiple years. They (including this website) have even pointed out how it is a bigger American problem than other nations. Taking those same big grills and turning them into pointed steel…

Are you kidding? There’s literally been studies that show trucks are more lethal to pedestrians and other cars. The experts are saying that the LowPolyTruck will be even worse due to its particular design.

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Sorry, I was unable to read anything past “Minicucci”. Guess I am still a middle schooler at heart.

Hey man, sometimes when you skydive, you flip a coin.  This time it came heads up.

Thanks (?) to the delay of P2 for track repairs, the session went off at 5:30am EST and I was able to see perhaps the only track time I’ll view all weekend. I’ve got a few observations:

Have you considered not shopping there?

There really should be a Federal law against these sorts of resale clauses. Once you put down your hard earned money for something, it’s YOURS, and you should be able to do with it whatever you want that is legal. If that is flip it to the dumber sucker, so be it, none of Tesla, Ford, Ferrari, Porsche, etc, business.

I was thinking...ooooh....is that some kind of roll over damage that the forgot to hide? But theres no evidence anywhere else obviously to go with that route.

or even a matching green, or darker.

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The front view of this thing reminds me of a boat on wheels.

Perfect for all your coke snorting needs!

I have no idea how it will sell, but I don’t think this will be purchased by “truck people.” It will be purchased by “Tesla people.”

What the fuck is that dashboard supposed to be? An 80s bathroom vanity?