Blame ZF, they made a great transmission in the ZF8 that is found in mundane sedans, full size trucks with high tow ratings, and high-performance sports cars.

Oh, at least I understand this part, and I even actually liked the ‘Teriyaki’ flavor.

Yes but with Oh Boy Oberto instead.

Good call.  One of my favorite things about Buc-ee’s is the jerky bar.  A Jack Links popup would be awesome!

And that’s just some of the jerky. They also have sticks and little tubs of powdered jerky, plus they also make cheese. I could see this working.

his beloved Game Boy

I saw it last night at a fan-event preview. (Saw it with a friend who is a much bigger fan than I. I used to be a fan/collector of the franchise, but fell away years ago.)

I mean, burnt Furai has to be close to the top of the list, right?

My main of objection is the complete lack of realism in the design.

I call your 1990's GM and raise you early 2000s Dodge Caliber. I had a new, low mileage rental once.

Appropriation has to do with stealing, using, or taking something without permission.

Enjoy the ride and there’s a pimento taco — a “Pimentaco” — in the glove box.

Sweet tooth from twisted metal. What’s not to love about shooting machine guns and rockets from an armored ice cream truck driven by a killer clown? 

I nominate the Outrunner from Borderlands. “She may not be the prettiest girl at the dance, but she’ll put out the second you ask her!” - Scooter

Gran Turismo 6 Red Bull X2010. Once you unlocked it, it was like playing with cheat codes. 

I fail to see why anyone would pick this over a Golf R for US $6000 less.

You’ll be fine. I got a 2017 which ran out of manufacturers warranty last September. No issues. I got in May of 2020, had to replace the front left axle twice that summer (no issues since) and exhaust was replaced because cats were shot (burble tune life). I also got a zurich 6 year platinum warranty just in case. Got…

remember when they had journalists with that level of access

Remember when Jalopnik actually wrote stories about how they tested vehicles instead of writing about how a Youtuber made a video about it?